Take That, HOA!
After she was fined for not pressure-washing her driveway, she did exactly what they asked. That’s a pressure-washed driveway, alright. The HOA didn’t think it was too funny and fined her a second time. Still, that’s worth the laugh. They’re lucky she didn’t just write a longer letter the second time.

I’m sure she had a few choice words they would have found entirely offensive. Honestly, I’ve never pressure-washed my driveway, and it’s not bothering anyone. Is it all shiny and new? Absolutely not. Does it serve its purpose? It sure does! I’ll take a long look at it later and reassess it.