Again, with the Kids?

Here’s an idea. If you don’t have kids anymore and families are moving into the neighborhood, move out of it. It’s that simple. You can find yourself a lovely child-free retirement home and find something else to complain about. Cars shouldn’t even be in the front yard.

Don’t get me wrong. There are kids out there who like to play in the street, but my neighborhood fixed this by installing “Children Playing” signs and putting in not one, but three speed humps. That way, the kids could play, and the cars had to slow down. That’s how you should handle it. Thanks, Doug!