That Worked Beautifully
I want to crack a joke about a broken sprinkler, but residents’ hard-earned money went to placing sprinklers around the local pond. Yes, that’s a sprinkler IN a pond. Why? I don’t have an answer. Do you? Did they not take into account water levels rising on occasion?

I hope they at least cut the water off to it. It failed, end of story. Let’s not waste more water and money keeping the pond wet. It’s not helping out the grass anymore, okay? This HOA is run by people who need to go back to school.