Poisonous Pumpkins?

This family is having a one-sided tiff with the neighbors. The people next door reported that they had deadly and poisonous plants all over their backyard. Yes, that’s right. They didn’t recognize squash vines. I’m not sure what they thought it was, but it wasn’t poisonous or deadly!

I have no idea what started the feud, but it’s obvious the HOA didn’t take it too seriously, or we wouldn’t have all these lovely squash to look at. Those are beautiful and the perfect size! They probably make butternut squash mash with butter and brown sugar at least every other night, and their neighbors don’t deserve any.