A Smell That Can’t Be Ignored
I’m having a hard time imagining what led to this and what they expect people to do about it. They’re just begging for someone to get fart bombs and set them off in the elevator. They should have thought this one through a bit more! How many times did it even happen before they wrote a letter?

Seriously, though. Cameras can’t detect farts, and it’s super rude to point out flatulence. It’s not like people other than toddlers run around purposely passing gas to annoy others! What if one of the people using the elevator has IBM? Isn’t there some law against discrimination when it comes to medical issues?