Whoops
Imagine you get a dusting of snow, take off for work, and come home to a $100 fine for leaving a phallus-shaped spot where your car had been. Seriously, that’s what happened to this woman. It doesn’t matter that she never saw the actual problem or that it was nature’s fault.

Honestly, if you’re in charge of the HOA and keep seeing phallic shapes everywhere, you’re the problem. Go get yourself a battery-operated hair dryer and fix this issue yourself if you’re so offended. What was this person supposed to do? Check what shape was left behind by their car? That makes no sense.