You Can’t Have a Hose
This HOA is seriously trying to ban hoses. According to this resident, you can’t even have one in your backyard. I don’t know about you guys, but we need a hose back there for several reasons, from cleaning up things to watering the backyard. Hoses are crucial to houses!

I bet this is the same type of HOA to complain about running sprinklers for kids to play in. Why can’t we have little Johnny having fun in his own backyard while playing in the water? That’s too loud and disturbs a proper afternoon tea time. Honestly, who cares what people do in their backyard?