Human Anatomy Is Not Allowed

I can see banning naked figures, but if they’re missing skin, it shouldn’t be an issue, right? Unfortunately, in this neighborhood, the HOA has decided that no skeletons of any sort are allowed as adornments. I wonder if cutting the grass in the shape of a skull is against the rules, too.

They must be some serious Halloween haters. They probably expect everyone in the neighborhood to shut down for the night and go somewhere else to get their candy fix and parade their costume. I wonder what they’d think of my lovely driveway gargoyles. I’m so glad I don’t have to find out!