These People Sound Fun

I have a lot of questions for the family in this next story. First, why do children that young need such an elaborate hair routine? Are you hoping to get them into modeling, so they need a shiny head of hair for that? I suppose that maybe all of this was supposed to help the kid with no hair grow more hair, but still, this seems excessive.

Second, eating healthy is great, but are you sure your children are getting all the nutrients they need if you’re feeding them plain fish and salad all the time? Third, wouldn’t it be a good idea to spend less time focused on hair and diet and more time focused on why a child that age is still not potty trained?