That’s One Way to Clean

I think it would drive me absolutely crazy to live with someone who had never had to clean before and therefore did not know how. I feel like I might start hinting that she should ask her parents whether they’d be willing to spring for a maid for us. That would be the best possible outcome of the situation.

But also—hear me out—I am absolutely fascinated by her cleaning method. I mean, I know that it’s nuts, and when I clean, I use actual cleaning materials in the way that they are meant to be used, but now I’m so curious: do you think that would work? You’re essentially just sort of bleaching everything, right? Theoretically, that should get stuff clean.