Horrible Hygiene

One of the really great things about being rich is that you can pay for someone to come in and clean your house – as often as you’d like. So really, if you’re rich, there’s no excuse for having a disgusting house! So this story is weird… until you read that the parents had terrible hygiene habits. Then it all starts to make sense.

Still, if movies and magazines have taught me anything, it’s that rich people are constantly throwing cocktail parties and fancy dinners at their homes. You can’t have people over if your silverware is covered with filth. Or at least, you can have each person over exactly once before they realize they would rather die than set foot in your house again.