Can’t Reach

In the new age of dating online and social media, the ways in which people try and get people’s attention these days can get a little out of hand. Whatever happened to just sending your crush a text message? Or even a bunch of flowers and chocolates? Something sweet to show them you have feelings for them.

There are a few parts to this that we have to unpack. First of all, this guy thinks he can pull women with his good looks and his car, but the next guy outdoes him and says he will just put his girlfriend where this guy can’t reach, well because he is quite small. Whoever said chivalry is dead, was right.