You Didn’t Have to Do Him Like That, Tom
Tom Anderson hasn’t been relevant for over a decade. Since he sold MySpace (which is surprisingly still active) to News Corp, he’s pretty much gone below the radar. He hasn’t done much since then, but he’s probably more than happy with the half-a-billion dollars he got from selling the company.

Even though he was our default friend on MySpace, he’s taken a more savage approach in dealing with others. After reading this Twitter exchange, make sure you don’t offend Tom. He might just throw his success in your face and cause all of us to feel bad about ourselves. Thanks, Polo Tapia.