The Phantom Pooper

The Phantom Pooper would make a great name for a comic villain, don’t you think? It reminds us of the Asscrack Bandit from Community. But let’s focus on the villain at hand. This student went around the classrooms pooping in every garbage can. We imagine they ran an investigation, but how can you really find out who did that?

We can imagine a lot of high school students dream about doing just that. It’s not a secret that many people don’t like high school and don’t particularly enjoy their high school years, and they feel like pooping all over the school to let faculty and fellow students know what they think about them! So really, everyone is a suspect.