#16: Kleptomania Is Real
More petty theft? Is this something that babysitters around the world do? Didn’t she know that a young boy would notice all his video games were missing? NES games are like gold to a preteen who owns a Nintendo system. His collection was probably one of his most treasured things!

No matter what they’re worth to the player, without buckets of them, you won’t make much cash. This game was only $9.99 when it came out, and even three decades later, it’s only worth $24.99 on eBay in mint condition. I can promise a twelve-year-old’s Ninja Gaiden was not in mint condition. This is just dumb.