Chuck Norris

This guy had a wordless encounter with Chuck Norris, and it still haunts him to this day. Okay, he’s not exactly haunted by it, but he’s surprised he survived. He was sixteen and working his first job at a Cinemark movie theater. He was running the concession stand and overheard a coworker exclaim that Chuck Norris was in the building. 

Our storyteller, being the sixteen-year-old boy that he was, responded by saying, “I heard Chuck Norris’ wife is hot!” He turns around and finds himself face-to-face with none other than Chuck Norris. Chuck was surprisingly cool about some stranger talking about his wife because his only response was direct eye contact and a subtle wink.