Gary Busey
This person describes their encounter with Gary Busey as one of the most traumatic moments of their life. Woah. They were making their usual morning Dunkin’ Donuts run, but they wanted to take their time to decide on their order. Fair enough. An older man had walked in shortly after, and still undecided, they offered to let him go first. The man kindly replies, “No, after you!”

This storyteller still didn’t know what they wanted and tried to explain that to the older man, who apparently lost his patience. He cuts him off and yells, “I TOLD YOU TO EFFING GO!” It was at that moment our storyteller realized he had just gotten yelled at by Gary Busey. That escalated quickly and for no apparent reason!