John Cena

Here we have another encounter with a celebrity that almost resulted in an accident. We’re kind of getting concerned at this point. This person was a kid when this incident happened. Their dad almost ran over WWE wrestler-turned-actor John Cena with his car! Our storyteller was in the car at the time, but they were pretty young and don’t remember details. 

Considering John Cena’s famous catchphrase, “You can’t see me,” he may have been moving way too fast for this person’s dad to see him while driving. Some sources say he wasn’t even there. It’s hard to tell since we can’t see him, after all. Wait, is John Cena even real?