#42: Eh, Whatever

This door has completely given up on life. It doesn’t know if it opens with a pull or a push, so it took the middle ground. Instead of the usual directions, it reads “pullsh.” This is a perfect example of what indecisiveness will get you: nothing. How in the world is someone supposed to know how to open this door?

Maybe you have to pull it toward you and then quickly push in order to open it. Or maybe you have to push and pull at the same time. Is that physically possible? No, but the sign doesn’t care. At least it doesn’t say “pushll.” For some reason, that sounds way more confusing than “pullsh.”