#10: Suggestions Welcome

If you ever had your doubts that anyone actually reads submissions to a suggestion box, this is cold hard proof that no one cares. Some office jokester livened things up by putting a “Suggestion Box” sign on their handy dandy paper shredder. We love it when office employees get passive-aggressive like this. 

At this office, there’s no use pretending that suggestions are welcome. They’re not. You might as well put your suggestion card in its final resting place: your boss’s paper shredder. At least they’re being honest. No one wants to read your “helpful” suggestion anyway, Karen. Straight into the trash it will go.