I Never Liked You, Fred

Sue me all you want, but I never liked Fred! I always found him to be too macho-man-like, and he was always saying something about Daphne being dumb. I always secretly wished that Daphne would dump Fred and go for Shaggy instead – he’s so toxic, girl. Open your eyes!

Based on everything I said before, this comment by Fred is no surprise to me. But don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate all of Fred’s versions – Freddie Prinze Jr and Sarah Michelle Gellar are literally my childhood icons. The producers really hit jackpot with the Scooby Doo movie, although I wish they had made a few changes to the cartoon as well. Sexism is not funny, Fred!