Improper Use of Mayday
At first, we thought we were looking at a military transcript, where one senior officer was correcting a junior officer in his use of Mayday. However, after closer inspection (i.e., looking at their usernames), it’s pretty safe to say that these guys are playing an online game.

It seems like mrlemflem corrected jellyiscool123797’s misuse of Mayday, telling him that militaries use it three times to avoid misunderstanding. While it may be true, who really cares? You’re playing a game, dude, lighten up. We know that your K/D ratio is at stake, but nobody cares if you’re technically correct. Guys like this make us stick to single-player campaigns.