Bi*** Stole My Rainbow

We’ve read a lot of stupid things on this list, and unfortunately, we read a lot of stupid things on social media every day. But this has got to be one of the most ridiculous things we’ve heard in a while. Stealing the rainbow from God? Does God have a patent pending on the colors of the rainbow?

If we go along with this accusation, then all of us have stolen pretty much everything from God. He invented the earth, the sun, the moon, the sky, the light, the darkness, the plants, the animals… should we go on? Guess we all owe him a big fat apology!