You’re Not Just Wrong, Armando

This guy can’t be serious. There’s no way he wouldn’t know that there are four time zones in the contiguous USA. These are Pacific, Mountain, Central, and Eastern. Eastern Standard Time is ahead of everyone else, so you’d assume that they get new show releases sooner than the rest of us, right?

No, nobody thinks that except for Armando. If that were the case, then guys in New York could spoil the newest episodes of our favorite shows hours before those in California could watch it. Armando is sort of like that one lady who blamed Australia for not warning us about 9/11.