Smh

People are just looking for reasons to get offended nowadays. For instance, take this person who was upset that yogurt is made by cows with predominantly female names, such as Myrtle, Letty, and Veronica. How about next time you’ll use the milk from male cows to make our delicious, sugar-laden yogurts?

But wait a minute. Male cows, a.k.a. bulls, don’t produce milk, do they? Or maybe this person is upset that there aren’t female cows with male names, like Steve or David. Which is it, o warrior of peace and gender equality? Next time, you should thank your stars that you’re drinking milk from a lady cow and not a bull.