You’ve Got Illegal Mail

This next one seems like the ultimate legal loophole for all your illicit mailing needs (if you have any). Just pop that contraband into a USPS First Class Envelope and sit back, safe in the knowledge that even the government can’t touch it. It’s almost too good to be true, like the universe is saying, “Hey, if you’re sneaky enough to figure this out, you deserve to get away with it.”

I can just picture all the scheming criminals out there, rubbing their hands together in delight as they slip their illegal wares into an innocent-looking envelope. It’s like a game of cat and mouse with the postal service, and the clever mouse just found the perfect hiding spot. I don’t suggest trying this at home, though. We take no responsibility for these loopholes!