6. But You Better Come Outside to Help Me Bring the Groceries In

That took a dark turn, but not any darker than can normally be expected when vultures are involved. Interesting but horrifying creatures, vultures. I didn’t know they ate people, though, so that’s a new one. You can’t go wrong with some good ol’ fashioned dark humor, though, which this panel captures perfectly.

This is why you don’t go alone out into the desert and even less so unprepared. But if you’re determined and prepared, even so, beware of the heat and the thirst, as it will get you no matter what you do, and before you know it, vultures will be feasting on your corpse. So always be ready…