38. Finally, Lightsaber Uses I Can Get Behind!

Now this is pod racing! Erm, I mean, now this is a creative use of a lightsaber! They should invent one of these things to help shovel the driveway in the winter. It comes with the added benefit of providing a little extra warmth when being out and about.

Looks like this technique creates a lot of puddles, though; a man of Darth Vader’s age and with his physical condition should really be more careful when doing such physically intense activities. It could be potentially problematic if he slips and falls on the wet ground. Do you know how much it costs for suit repairs?