36. Well, That’s Gonna Lead to Wrinkling

Welp. 1-ply barely holds; how is this mummy going to replace his wrappings properly? Might have to layer it on extra thick for today and hope for the best until the store is restocked. Would paper towels work as a potential replacement in the meantime?

Hold on a second. Are these even mummies? Or did they just get back from the hospital with body casts? The one on the right looks like he is barely managing to hold himself up and is ready to collapse. People disguising themselves as mummies is a new one.