34. When Life Assaults You With Lemons

When life gives you lemons, open a business that sells as many different lemon products as you can imagine. Now this, this is wisdom I can get behind! On a hot summer day, this much lemonade is a godsend, really. Maybe the woman selling it should have a few sips; she looks like she could use the pick me up.

Remember the days when lemonade stands were still a thing? Some kids still try to sell them outside their houses nowadays, but things have certainly changed, and it’s just not as common anymore, especially in this heat wave. Who wants to stand outside for hours? Oh well.