3. There’s Always Someone…

Even on fish who just grew feet and are walking on land, socks with sandals are a fashion crime and should not be brought out into the open air like this. Nor does it belong under the sea, for that matter! If this is how it’s going to be, forget the feet and send them back below the waves.

What’s the point of sandals with socks anyway? If you’re gonna wear socks, might as well just go with shoes? Ah well, to each their own. It’s better than Crocs, at least, and a bit more supportive. Good luck getting the sand out, though.