25. On This Day, Bluebird Was Liberated
Ah, the poor Bluebird. He looks so miserable, and it only got worse for a time as Twitter began to self implode on itself. On the bright side, it is no longer Twitter but rather X, so he’s free of these responsibilities! Maybe now he can go back to being the Bluebird of Happiness.

We could all use a bit of happiness in our lives, after all. I don’t know about you, but birds make me happy. Especially owls, but bluebirds are pretty cute too. I’ll take one; let this little guy get some cheer on. Maybe a shave and some more time in the sun away from social media too.