15. Call the Itsy Bitsy Spider Corp. at 50-32000 Now!

Oof, hackers. These spiders were trying to run an honest bug-catching business, dammit! Time to get the IT scorpions on this ASAP so they can be up and running again. In the meantime, click the link while you can for some extra hot arachnids.

Spiders have a bad rep in the real world, even outside their websites. But they’re actually handy to have around the house (if they’re not dangerously venomous to humans), as they can keep other insects from moving in. So what’ll it be, one spider or tons of flies, ants, and who knows what else?