14. I’ll Wait Til Noon

We’ve all heard the early bird gets the worm, but have you heard about the afternoon worm escapes the bird? Maybe if we all embraced the afternoon worm lifestyle, we wouldn’t have to obsess so much about waking up bright and early and getting a move on quickly.

Sounds like a nice change for me, introducing a third option to the early bird/night owl dichotomy. The worm probably gets caught between those two birds who would like to eat it, so on second thought, I might stick to being an early bird.