#5: It’s Just Not Worth the Hassle

I can barely bleach my toilets. The amount of clean-up involved in a murder is far beyond anything I’d want to deal with. They make it look rather easy in movies – which is probably setting a bad example – but I’m sure it’s a lot harder than Hollywood makes it look. Think of all the work involved! Who has the energy for that?

To be perfectly honest, one of my top reasons is I’m a BAD liar. If someone sat me down and asked me if I had murdered someone, I would need to be able to say no with absolute honesty, or I’d be shackled and taken to jail within ten seconds.