#47: You Must Own a Kia

I have a good friend that did precisely this for years. Her car would make popping noises so loud that she was constantly getting pulled over for noise ordinance violations. She owned a Kia Sportage at the time. I’m 70% sure it was mostly her fault for not doing the basic upkeep, but still.

I own a sweet Pacifica, so remove the purple and extend the dark pink all the way around. If I like the song, it’s getting blasted at full volume with all the windows down. That’s the thing about these on-demand music services available. I haven’t turned the actual radio on in years!

Thanks for checking out these genius charts! If any of these resonated too deeply, maybe you should make a summertime resolution to change things up a bit or quit corporate America. There’s more to life than work!