#33: If That Ain’t Me

Basically, everything I know about the stock market comes from the Wolf of Wall Street. There are drugs, fancy cars, divorces, yachts, and some serious pep talks happening behind the scenes of every financing firm. Each and every one of them has someone who looks like Leonardo DiCaprio wiggling his way down the front steps, too.

As someone who can’t afford to buy a penny stock, even the Stock Market for Dummies probably wouldn’t help me understand what it all means. I do, however, know that if I did invest, buying low and selling high is the number one way to make money. Now, if someone would show me which stocks are low and will go up, I can give it a try!