#17: It’s the Same All Around the World
Coffee shops are magnets for these types of people. Knitters need a comfy place to work and talk, desktop guy would look out of place at the park, fella is honestly just watching you watch people, and people who drink decaf should find another cup of Joe, probably in their own kitchen.

I’ve always wondered about decaf drinkers. I mean, I love coffee, so I get that they may just want the flavor, but I pay the big bucks at the coffee shop for the stuff that’s going to leave me looking like an aye aye on Redbull. Give me all the caffeine and sugar in existence and take my money, please!