#9: Free Drinks

When you go to a concert or a theme park, you already know that you will overpay for food and drinks. If you have no moral compass or sense of guilt, you can try this fishy hack at an upcoming country music concert. Simply wear something that hints at former or current military duty, and people will buy you drinks all night.

This is a pretty risky thing to do, especially if you know nothing about the military. A person with actual military experience might try to talk to you. When they find out you’re a total liar, your house of cards will come tumbling down with some potentially bad consequences. Are a couple of free, watered-down drinks worth it? Probably not.