#54: Out of the Way

This hack is gross and effective. Perfect. If there’s ever a large group of people you need to get through, simply yell, “I’m going to puke.” People will part like the Red Sea, we guarantee it. This tactic is admittedly for the outgoing people out there. We’re not sure how many introverts would be willing to risk public embarrassment to get through a crowd.

If you’re outgoing enough to try this out, more power to you. At least it’s better than yelling, “Fire!” That would be downright irresponsible and dangerous. Yelling that you’re about to hurl up your entire lunch is a pretty effective way to make people get away from you. No one wants to be near that.