Don’t Touch Me

Okay, so I know I said that most drunk people tell the truth when they’re drunk, but there are always exceptions to this rule! It’s pretty odd that they decided to lie about something so obvious, as it just takes a quick Google to find out if they’re really a stunt pilot.

However, not wanting to be touched is quite a common condition. There’s actually a condition known as haphephobia, where people have an intense fear or aversion to being touched. Perhaps this guy suffered from this, along with compulsive lying and a bad sense of where the restrooms are. How gross!