#25: Making a 1000-Year Sentence Feel Like Hours

In a groundbreaking blend of science fiction and penal reform, future biotechnology is poised to revolutionize the concept of time served in prison. Brace yourselves, because here’s the jaw-dropping fact: with the power of advanced biotech, it’s possible to make prisoners feel like they’ve served a whopping 1000-year sentence in a mere eight hours. Forget about serving hard times; this takes efficiency to a whole new level.

Imagine the surreal experience of compressing centuries of confinement into a power nap-like duration. While it may sound like an episode of Black Mirror, this mind-boggling technology begs the question: what’s next? Sentences measured in Instagram stories? Either way, it’s a brave new world where time flies faster than the warden’s scowl.