6. House of Cheese Construction Zone

When you move into the neighborhood and want to live in your cheese house but get the IKEA version and need to build it first. On that note, who’s moving into a cheese house? The witch from Hansel and Gretel? Ran out of candy, and so now she’s trying to lure children in with cheese instead.

…You know what, that makes sense. Cheese definitely seems more effective than candy; who doesn’t love cheese? You can’t really even say lactose-intolerant people don’t; it’s just that cheese doesn’t love them. Cheese is addictive and loved everywhere.