5. Doja Cat? Oh, Sorry, I Heard DJ Cat

I consider this a win, personally. Imagine going to a club, and your DJ is a sassy-looking feline with ridiculous jewelry and neon-colored fur. Definitely will be a memorable night, so long as it doesn’t only play songs from Cats. Well, that would still be memorable, but then it would be memorable for all the wrong reasons.

These cats look pretty wacky (thanks AI), but at least they somewhat resemble cats instead of the horrors of the 2019 film of the same name. Oof. Just thinking about it makes me shiver. Don’t ask AI to replicate it, I beg of you.