37. Take Me Down to My Boat on the River

This is another one of those images that are somehow pleasant to look at despite the sheer absurdity and wrongness to them. This lady is likely related to the three-armed aristocrat, except she has three legs instead of two. Look, we’ve been over this; people like legs, and sometimes when you really like legs, two just isn’t enough.

Just don’t be fooled; that boat is cursed and going straight down the river Styx. If you get on, there is no going back. You can appreciate the image, but that’s as far as I’d advise going. How do I know? Do you see how that third leg isn’t showing up as a reflection in the water? Yeah, that’s how you know. It’s like a vampire leg.