3. It’s Not Wrong
In the defense of this one, it is technically salmon in the river. Maybe the user in the prompt should have clarified they wanted a regular salmon and not a salmon filet, though. This could become a whole new form of salmon preparation; dip it in the river for a bit to get that lovely river flavor.

The more I look at this picture, the more I start to imagine it as a living alien organism right out of a cartoon or something. There’s just something not right about those images that hits a feeling of in-between reality. Very surreal.