29. I Am One With the Hamburger

This gives stuffing your face a whole new meaning! No, actually, he’s probably looking for his hamburger. Given the state of things, burger size has been shrinking in favor of becoming mostly bread because bread is cheap! Forget about health; it’s cheap that matters.

This is why we shouldn’t go to fast food places anymore; they are ripping us off by handing out empty carbs and a tiny little burger and vegetables to make us think it’s a sandwich. Before you know it, the meat will only be scraped slightly against the bread so there is just a whisper of a taste, and even the sad piece of lettuce and tomato will vanish until there is nothing left.