2. I Don’t Think That’s How Rollerskates Work…

This is the stuff of nightmares, the kind of surreal insanity you would see in a Tim Burton movie or The Wizard of Oz. What it has done to skates and feet is an unforgivable sin, but it really got the 80s hair and fashion down pat. I mean, look at that feathering and fluff! Glorious.

Not sure what’s with the poofy knees or why the feet look like the bottom of the android from The Jetsons, but–by George, I’ve figured it out. Those aren’t real humans; AI is slipping out real people for robots and trying to trick us.