#8: Drink of Choice

One guy was lamenting the fact that most men can’t openly like fruity or sweet mixed drinks for fear of being made fun of by other dudes. This double standard is completely ridiculous because mixed drinks are delicious. Just because something is fruit-forward and sweet doesn’t mean it’s ONLY for women. Who made up that rule?! Must’ve been a woman who hates men.

We all know rules are meant to be broken, so we fully support men who want to order a Cosmo or a Piña Colada. Men, just remember- if you go out and another guy gives you grief over ordering a sweet drink, just remember that they’re trapped in a prison of their own masculinity. You, on the other hand, will be partying freely.