Hypnotic Church
Well, it sounds like this church is less of a religious institution and more of a dog park with a sermon. Who knew that rolling on the floor and barking like a pup was a form of worship? It’s no wonder this person was ready to bolt out of there – I don’t think anyone wants to be stuck in a room with people barking and whooping for two hours straight.

Thankfully, this person was able to escape unscathed. Maybe they can start a new church where instead of barking, they just pass around a few cute puppies for everyone to cuddle with. I think that would be a much more wholesome form of worship, don’t you?